This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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