The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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