Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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