So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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