I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
So apparently I’m into choking now
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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