i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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