it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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