Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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