Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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