Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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