Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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