Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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