I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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