You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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