I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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