Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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