they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
