You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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