If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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