She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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