Barsexuality is the new black.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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