no, he came in my armpit
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I didn't notice because vodka
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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