....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
there is glitter all over my balls
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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