at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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