The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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