She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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