Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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