If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize