so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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