so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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