I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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