its not stalking. its research.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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