normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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