I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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