Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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