just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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