was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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