you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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