So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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