R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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