If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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