You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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