I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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