Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Spinning.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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