Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
