i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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