i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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