He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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