i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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