Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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