I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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