We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
