So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I could make wine with my vomit
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
sex in a hospital.. check
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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